THE HECK THE FUCK IS GOING ON?

Seriously, dude, what the hell is going on here? It's like a clusterfuck of crazy, and I'm just trying to understand it all. Is get more info this even real life? This whole thing is driving me insane. Can someone please give me the lowdown before I lose it? Seriously Fucking Fuck?! Dude, this is completely bullshit. I'm freaking right now. It